Luckily for Dr. Evil he asked for sharks, the poor US Navy will soon be carrying out test on “frickin’ goldfish with frickin’ lasers attached to their frickin’ heads”.
This site contains quite a few facts about Chuck Norris. Here are some facts about our crypto-hero Bruce Schneier. (The last site also has a very nice t-shirt with our homeboy, Knuth.) Of course the world wouldn’t be right without a site with facts about Mr. T.